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August

start as temporary teacher

in SJK(c) Chung San

1. 2/8/10, 1st day go to school~

during assembly , recall many scenes in primary school~ and a lot 'bak chi' things suddenly comes out from my mind. suddenly want laugh but i hav to control myself.

10 years ago~ i sat in front of teachers, sleeping ; after 10 years, i sit in front of students~ act as a 'good' teacher. XP

Since i'm new teacher,the students treat me like 'Alien', seem never seen a 20 year old teacher. they looking at you，suddenly smile suddenly whisper~gossip~ don know what're they talking about~ Zzzzz

can you imagine hundreds of eye balls pointed on you? the eye balls follow you from canteen, toilet to office~this feeling very very pressured and "Lak Xe"

2.in classroom~

i thought primary school student are ok~ but when i go into class ：

students ：起立，行礼，王老师早安！

me ：上次你们老师教导哪里？请问有什么学业东西要问吗？

student A ask : 王老师，你有facebook吗？

me : 没有

A ：msn？friendster?

me : 没有

B ：女朋友？

me :@+#￥%*&....没有

B :有看《斗牛要不要》吗？

me ：来，我们继续上课~关于这一课...

C ：老师，不要扯话题，你还没答我们问题...

me :%$#@!*&$%^&......Zzzzz

3.in teacher's office~

got monitors helping to send books to office~they looking at you..just looking and no feeling,suddenly feel that i'm alien~

then discipline teacher scold them :哪里可以用这样看新老师~放了簿子就回班，再这样看就挖掉你们眼睛

then i 暗爽 :dei sei dei sei~ wakakakaka~

And， the teachers here are friendly and nice...but some teachers very 师奶~ ~really really 师奶 ~ don't know how to describe~ really 师奶~

yesterday i went a class, all the students very 乖 and pay fully attention during lesson.

but today i have to go for class ganti for a teacher A:

the teacher A gave me a name list and told me :这班是蠢的，很蠢很蠢那种的，不用教太多，教了他们也不明白的~没有就给他们抄答案，make sure 他们功课有交就ok了...不是我要羞辱他们，只是要提醒你不要对他们有太高期望，不然你会吐血~

another class ganti for teacher B ：你等下去的那班是怪兽班来的~上课时不要给他们跳来跳去就可以了~必要时可以用“刑”...死刑也没关系

i went these 2 classes...not so serious compared with what teacher mentioned.. actually what the teachers said are too over~ may be they're too stress of their work~

What i mentioned above all are ＫＩＳＡＨ　ＢＥＮＡＲ for these 2 days and the dialogue are 100% truth，but don't tell any primary school teachers, if not this few months i can't cari makan~